Terms of Use
Last Updated: May 11, 2025
1. Acceptance of Terms
Welcome to AltComedy.com. By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use ("Terms"), our Privacy Policy, and any other policies referenced herein. If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use our website.
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting on the website. Your continued use of the website after any changes indicates your acceptance of the modified Terms.
2. Intellectual Property Rights
All content on AltComedy.com, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, images, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, and software, is the property of AltComedy.com or its content suppliers and is protected by international copyright laws.
The compilation of all content on this site is the exclusive property of AltComedy.com and is protected by international copyright laws. All trademarks, service marks, and trade names used on the site are proprietary to AltComedy.com or other respective owners who have granted AltComedy.com the right and license to use such marks.
3. Use License
Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials on AltComedy.com for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license, not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not:
- Modify or copy the materials
- Use the materials for any commercial purpose or for any public display
- Attempt to reverse engineer any software contained on AltComedy.com
- Remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials
- Transfer the materials to another person or "mirror" the materials on any other server
This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions and may be terminated by AltComedy.com at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic or printed format.
4. User Contributions
Our website may contain message boards, chat rooms, personal profiles, forums, bulletin boards, and other interactive features that allow users to post, submit, publish, display, or transmit content or materials. All User Contributions must comply with the Content Standards set out in these Terms.
Any User Contribution you post will be considered non-confidential and non-proprietary. By providing any User Contribution, you grant us and our affiliates and service providers, and each of their and our respective licensees, successors, and assigns the right to use, reproduce, modify, perform, display, distribute, and otherwise disclose to third parties any such material.
You represent and warrant that:
- You own or control all rights in and to the User Contributions and have the right to grant the license granted above.
- All of your User Contributions do and will comply with these Terms.
5. Content Standards
These content standards apply to any and all User Contributions. User Contributions must in their entirety comply with all applicable federal, state, local, and international laws and regulations.
Without limiting the foregoing, User Contributions must not:
- Contain any material that is defamatory, obscene, indecent, abusive, offensive, harassing, violent, hateful, inflammatory, or otherwise objectionable.
- Promote sexually explicit or pornographic material, violence, or discrimination based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age.
- Infringe any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright, or other intellectual property or other rights of any other person.
- Violate the legal rights (including the rights of publicity and privacy) of others or contain any material that could give rise to any civil or criminal liability under applicable laws or regulations.
- Be likely to deceive any person.
- Promote any illegal activity, or advocate, promote, or assist any unlawful act.
- Cause annoyance, inconvenience, or needless anxiety or be likely to upset, embarrass, alarm, or annoy any other person.
- Impersonate any person, or misrepresent your identity or affiliation with any person or organization.
- Involve commercial activities or sales, such as contests, sweepstakes, and other sales promotions, barter, or advertising.
6. Monitoring and Enforcement
We have the right to:
- Remove or refuse to post any User Contributions for any or no reason.
- Take any action with respect to any User Contribution that we deem necessary or appropriate in our sole discretion.
- Disclose your identity or other information about you to any third party who claims that material posted by you violates their rights.
- Take appropriate legal action for any illegal or unauthorized use of the website.
- Terminate or suspend your access to all or part of the website for any violation of these Terms.
Without limiting the foregoing, we have the right to fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court order requesting or directing us to disclose the identity or other information of anyone posting any materials on or through the website.
7. Disclaimer of Warranties
THE MATERIALS ON ALTCOMEDY.COM ARE PROVIDED ON AN 'AS IS' BASIS. ALTCOMEDY.COM MAKES NO WARRANTIES, EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, AND HEREBY DISCLAIMS AND NEGATES ALL OTHER WARRANTIES INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OR OTHER VIOLATION OF RIGHTS.
FURTHER, ALTCOMEDY.COM DOES NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS CONCERNING THE ACCURACY, LIKELY RESULTS, OR RELIABILITY OF THE USE OF THE MATERIALS ON ITS WEBSITE OR OTHERWISE RELATING TO SUCH MATERIALS OR ON ANY SITES LINKED TO THIS SITE.
8. Limitations
IN NO EVENT SHALL ALTCOMEDY.COM OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF DATA OR PROFIT, OR DUE TO BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE MATERIALS ON ALTCOMEDY.COM, EVEN IF ALTCOMEDY.COM OR A ALTCOMEDY.COM AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE HAS BEEN NOTIFIED ORALLY OR IN WRITING OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON IMPLIED WARRANTIES, OR LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THESE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
9. Links to Third-Party Sites
AltComedy.com may contain links to third-party websites or services that are not owned or controlled by AltComedy.com.
AltComedy.com has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services. We do not warrant the offerings of any of these entities/individuals or their websites.
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT ALTCOMEDY.COM SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, FOR ANY DAMAGE OR LOSS CAUSED OR ALLEGED TO BE CAUSED BY OR IN CONNECTION WITH USE OF OR RELIANCE ON ANY SUCH CONTENT, GOODS OR SERVICES AVAILABLE ON OR THROUGH ANY SUCH THIRD-PARTY WEBSITES OR SERVICES.
WE STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND PRIVACY POLICIES OF ANY THIRD-PARTY WEBSITES OR SERVICES THAT YOU VISIT.
10. Indemnification
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless AltComedy.com, its affiliates, licensors, and service providers, and its and their respective officers, directors, employees, contractors, agents, licensors, suppliers, successors, and assigns from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to your violation of these Terms or your use of the website, including, but not limited to, your User Contributions, any use of the website's content, services, and products other than as expressly authorized in these Terms.
11. Governing Law
These Terms and your use of the website will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States and the State of New York, without giving effect to any choice or conflict of law provision or rule.
Any legal suit, action, or proceeding arising out of, or related to, these Terms or the website shall be instituted exclusively in the federal courts of the United States or the courts of the State of New York, although we retain the right to bring any suit, action, or proceeding against you for breach of these Terms in your country of residence or any other relevant country.
12. Waiver and Severability
No waiver by AltComedy.com of any term or condition set out in these Terms shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or condition or a waiver of any other term or condition, and any failure of AltComedy.com to assert a right or provision under these Terms shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision.
If any provision of these Terms is held by a court or other tribunal of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, illegal, or unenforceable for any reason, such provision shall be eliminated or limited to the minimum extent such that the remaining provisions of the Terms will continue in full force and effect.
13. Entire Agreement
The Terms constitute the sole and entire agreement between you and AltComedy.com regarding the website and supersede all prior and contemporaneous understandings, agreements, representations, and warranties, both written and oral, regarding the website.
14. Contact Information
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:
Email: [email protected]
AltComedy.com
123 Comedy Lane
New York, NY 10001
United States